Bowser being a dad
Bowser is the best dad
bowser and mario actually settled their differences a long time ago and all the games with bowser’s kids are a game he sets up with the plumbers and the princess to keep all 7 or 8 of them active and engaged for an entire weekend because even the king of the koopas needs a hand sometimes wrangling all of them.
That’s why there’s never any blood, it’s all just playing tag and when you’re tagged you dramatically fall down.
peach spends her time “kidnapped” looking after the little ones and making sure they’re eating properly and doing a good job guarding their castles. once one is “defeated,” peach takes off to check in on the next one and bowser picks up his kid to come hang out back at the main castle and watch the rest of the adventure and eat some of the cake peach makes for the kids.
That is the cutest idea ever and it is now my headcanon.
what about when bowser gets revived and is in nothin but bones in new super mario bros on the ds and stuff.
how do boys look good without makeup
Facial hair. Its natural makeup
We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob
I have a bunch of girls who are friends and the only boobs ive touched are of my fat friend Tim.
Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack
I did it in the first try.
OH MY GOD.
MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.
But the lack of notes truly worries me
My mouse accidently slid off of the button and I was like, “dkfsafsa”
IM NOT A MUGGLE
i dont get it…well my dick is magic and shit so who knows
You Do The
i dont get it
NEVERMIND I GET IT NOW I’M STUPID
FUCK WHY CANT I GET IT. What should i have seen before viewing this post?
this is a terrifying thing to hear from youtube
I took a tour and got lost