mismagireve:

gayabortions:

hexgoddess:

gayabortions:

hexgoddess:

botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad

Bowser is the best dad

bowser and mario actually settled their differences a long time ago and all the games with bowser’s kids are a game he sets up with the plumbers and the princess to keep all 7 or 8 of them active and engaged for an entire weekend because even the king of the koopas needs a hand sometimes wrangling all of them.

That’s why there’s never any blood, it’s all just playing tag and when you’re tagged you dramatically fall down.

peach spends her time “kidnapped” looking after the little ones and making sure they’re eating properly and doing a good job guarding their castles. once one is “defeated,” peach takes off to check in on the next one and bowser picks up his kid to come hang out back at the main castle and watch the rest of the adventure and eat some of the cake peach makes for the kids.

That is the cutest idea ever and it is now my headcanon.

what about when bowser gets revived and is in nothin but bones in new super mario bros on the ds and stuff. 

mismagireve:

gayabortions:

hexgoddess:

gayabortions:

hexgoddess:

botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad

Bowser is the best dad

bowser and mario actually settled their differences a long time ago and all the games with bowser’s kids are a game he sets up with the plumbers and the princess to keep all 7 or 8 of them active and engaged for an entire weekend because even the king of the koopas needs a hand sometimes wrangling all of them.

That’s why there’s never any blood, it’s all just playing tag and when you’re tagged you dramatically fall down.

peach spends her time “kidnapped” looking after the little ones and making sure they’re eating properly and doing a good job guarding their castles. once one is “defeated,” peach takes off to check in on the next one and bowser picks up his kid to come hang out back at the main castle and watch the rest of the adventure and eat some of the cake peach makes for the kids.

That is the cutest idea ever and it is now my headcanon.

what about when bowser gets revived and is in nothin but bones in new super mario bros on the ds and stuff. 

sorceresscassandra:

bowlersandtophats:

nom-chompsky:

itsanthonygrey:



clever girl

Indeed.

Nice. 

vajoochie:

how do boys look good without makeup

Facial hair. Its natural makeup

nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

I have a bunch of girls who are friends and the only boobs ive touched are of my fat friend Tim.

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

narrrnian:

pierce-the-tony:

wish-iwerent-here:

rawrawrawrimmahobo:

watchtheskytonight:

wicked-literature:

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

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my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

Bam.

J

My mouse accidently slid off of the button and I was like, “dkfsafsa”

IM NOT A MUGGLE

i dont get it…well my dick is magic and shit so who knows

whatmakesmewhat:

clannyphantom:

grimelords:

riannafinch:

somebody put this in a time capsule because it is so important that future generations see this

BACK AT IT AGAIN AT KRISPY KREME

I COULD WATCH THIS FOR A WHOLE DAY

WHEN I TELL U THIS NY FAVORITE VIDEO IM NOT LYING

sirkowski:

purgatoilet:

beenwandering:

help I’m having emotions about a cartoon antidepressant trying to be useful

DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GIF AN ABILIFY COMMERCIAL 

Aaaw, he’s helping. :3

collegehumor:

If The Cable Guy In Porn Was From Time Warner

The following is rated X, for eXtremely frustrating.

nepeasant:

nepeasant:

niccage-official:

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i dont get it

NEVERMIND I GET IT NOW I’M STUPID

FUCK WHY CANT I GET IT. What should i have seen before viewing this post?

pleatedjeans:

via

You crazy son of a bitch that might work.

pleatedjeans:

via

You crazy son of a bitch that might work.

amatterofcomplication:

Since I am one of those unfortunate people who gets paid to deal with viruses and malware infections on other people’s computers, here’s some stuff that will make your life easier that I use every single day at work.

The removal methods mentioned here should help you…

"its raspberry"

alllevelsatonce:

this is a terrifying thing to hear from youtube

I took a tour and got lost 

alllevelsatonce:

this is a terrifying thing to hear from youtube

I took a tour and got lost 

syn-diol:

jtotheizzoe:

kenobi-wan-obi:

bouncingdodecahedrons:

Carl telling us how (not) to science.

"conclusion: dinosaurs" is still my favorite rebuttal to just about anything tbh.

Second perhaps only to “Therefore: aliens”

Lmfao he was a perfect creature.